OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
im having a threesome with these popsicles
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
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Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
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He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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