he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
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Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
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A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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