Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
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she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
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I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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