Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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