Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
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we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
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So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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