Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
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