i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
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They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
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ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
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