Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I am never drinking with the goths again.