Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
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just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
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I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
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