But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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