Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
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Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
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yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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