It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I understand Curling. That high.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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