What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
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I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
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You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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