Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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