susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
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I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
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Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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