he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
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he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
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Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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