Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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