We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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