don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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