gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
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I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
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So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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