what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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