full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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