I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
either way he was missing a nipple.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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