Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
