I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
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the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
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When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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