Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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