in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
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Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
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I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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