He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
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he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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