if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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