At least make sure they are 18
Why
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
