So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
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I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
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i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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