I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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