Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
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I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
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He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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