Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Randomize
