Swine flu. Run for my life!
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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