so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
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My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
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I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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