It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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