I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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