Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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