feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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