I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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