Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
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Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
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It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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