Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
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I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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