508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
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it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
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I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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