Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Randomize