So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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