FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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