why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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