on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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