i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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