what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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