oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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