Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
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From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
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I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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