very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
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did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
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Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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