your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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