My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
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